Level: 0.0‰
1. Briefing
The client explains the website. Dirk nods professionally. Still fully in control.
Fun credit
Dirk Prost
Websites with Helau and hops.
Websites with Helau and hops — the tongue-in-cheek credit behind design & coding.
Welcome to the promille protocol: how a website gets made when Dirk Prost brings carnival into the editor.
Everything here is humour — not a drinking prompt, not a real agency brochure. Just a wink at the footer credit on this club site.
Promille protocol
Six steps to a website — promille optional, humour required.
Level: 0.3‰
2. Wireframe
First boxes, first beer. The navigation is already friendlier.
Level: 0.8‰
3. Design
Jester hat on, colours explode. Helau is now a design decision.
Level: 1.2‰
4. Code
Divs float at odd angles — and somehow the site still works.
Level: 1.8‰
5. Go-live
Deploy! Thumbs up, confetti, LGTM. The parade may begin.
Level: next morning
6. Support
Ticket: “What did I deploy?” Coffee helps. Usually.
Another spritzer?
A purely cosmetic promille meter. No real drink, no real buzz — just carnival in the browser.
0,0‰
Tongue-in-cheek humour. Celebrate responsibly — Helau!